All the World’s a Filipino Prison

It's just a jump to the left.

We’ll admit a weakness for staged public dances, as well as an affection for All Things Zombie. Well, most things — the Thriller video never rocked our casket. Might have something to do with director John Landis being a helicopter murderer.

Or maybe it’s just that after a year of Teabaggers and Town Halls, we’re not in the mood for a global simultaneous Thrillergasm — such as the one scheduled for October 24. Organizers hope to count 270,000 souls doing a mass moonwalk in more than 360 locations, breaking a Guinness record that nobody else cares about.

Or maybe — just maybe — we’re bitter. They couldn’t have organized a mass Time Warp instead?

[Thrill the World]

nojo
7:00 am • Tuesday • October 13, 2009
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Save the Children Orly’s Flying Circus Grounded

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ManchuCandidate

7:25 am • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

Sadly, I can do both.

Capt Howdy

9:46 am • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

I just clicked on that link.
now the Rocky Horror Show is for mature audiences?
wtf.
what is there to rate it R except Curries thighs?

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

5:01 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Capt Howdy:

The onscreen blowjob, maybe? Just a thought…

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

5:02 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

TJ/Which one of you sickos voted “Worlds Greatest Feltcher” in the poll. Gross, man…

The Nabisco Quiver are Go!

5:09 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: I thought it was Fetcher….

Benedick

5:11 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: Wait. That’s the one with spit, a toothbrush and a box of matches, right?

Capt Howdy

5:54 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches:
theres an on screen blowjob!?
geez
time to visit netflix cause I totally dont remember that.
but then the last time I saw it I was under the influence and doing the time warp in the aisles.

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

11:52 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Capt Howdy:
You don’t really see it..you hear it. Dr. Frankenfurter goes down on Brad.

Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches

11:53 pm • Tuesday • October 13, 2009

@Benedick:

I think there’s a flamingo involved, somehow, as well.

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