Jeb Bush Catches America In Flagrante Delicto
Little Bro Jeb kindly requests that we stop picking on his older sibling:
I was on the plane coming up to Washington yesterday, and I heard someone complaining that their child’s acne was because of George Bush. Of course, last week the Olympics didn’t come to Chicago — that was my brother’s fault. And at some point, people are going to have to put on their big-boy pants and assume responsibility for the great challenges and opportunities our country has.
That has to be embarrassing when your runt egghead brother rushes to your defense. Especially the one whom Father always loved more.