It’s Really That Slow
Since we have nothing better to do, and we may face other days like this, welcome to our new occasional mid-afternoon link dump. Because even we don’t want to see “Cock Teasers” at the top of the page every time we refresh it.
- Paul Kirk to replace Teddy? Too early for Star Trek gags, but we’ll stretch if we have to.
- Shhh! Eric Holder promises he won’t invoke the state-secrets privilege as often as Shrub. The Kinder, Gentler Bush Administration continues.
- Hong Kong Phooey. Talibunny remarks closed to the media, but since her speech was as tightly scripted as her Facebook page, you’re not missing anything.
- iPorn! Follow your favorite pestorkers on your iPhone! Oh, they’re clothed. Never mind.
Sorry, that’s the best we can do. Please, somebody out there, say something stupid.