I Did Not Know That
Did you know that the Progressive Insurance chick (and yes, I think she’s hot) is a comedian? I didn’t.
She looks like Chelsea Clinton before she got the nose and jaw jobs and before she straightened her beautiful hair and before she discovered anorexia.
@SanFranLefty: Chelsea had plastic surgery? SAY IT AIN’T SO!
So very sadly so.
But Project Runway just started so I can’t look up all the proof.
Manana, sweetheart.
@SanFranLefty: She is under a lot of pressure given her parents, so I make no judgment.
I am inclined to give Chelsea Clinton a permanent judgment exemption based solely on that “white house dog” crap. A thirteen year old girl! They are fucking insecure enough already! Are you fucking kidding me!
I almost can’t believe how much rage that triggers in me, even after all the time that has passed. Where is Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner when you need him?
@Jebediah:
Yeah. That must have been tough. Junior High is horrible enough as it is.
@Jebediah: I’m with you on the pass. I just thought she was a cute kid, and the Rush Limbaugh/John McCain hate directed at her made me lose my shit. So far the GOP has been good about not saying mean shit about the Obama girls in public, but the instant someone says something mean that makes Sasha or Malia cry, I’m going to want to cut the man talking.
ADD: @Bloggie: Make Me Heal breaks down the improvements. Definite nose and chin work.
@SanFranLefty: Chelsea was spotted having coffee down the block from Mrs RML’s office last summer. He heart Chelsea. We have a Socks fridge magnet showing him at the WH press room podium.
@SanFranLefty: I think she’s terribly cute. (The Progressive/Mad Men girl, not Chelsea.)
@SanFranLefty:
And of course, like before, whoever says it will be one whose own appearance is beyond reproach.
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