Why?

Someone is going to have to touch that ratcatcher…ewwww. I think I need another shower now.

@cuthbert: Hey, now! That’s not fair to terriers all over the globe. This is too funny!

And I take exception to Debbie Debi Mazar being classified as a has been. Love. Her. Who else has started as a make up artist for Madonna and launched a somewhat successful film career?

Fucking fucker dyes his hair with Kiwi shoe polish, I see. Its a hair color and a pomade all at once, and you carry with you that aroma which evokes memories of a good old-fashioned shoe-shine stand, fond memories, for a Tom Delay, its one of the few remaining institutions in our society where a white man can lie back and enjoy the experience of having a black man kneel at his feet and fill a servant role.

I done told my momma ’bout this and she done spit blood out her eyeballs. Dang, she’s mad.

I don’t know how DWTS determines which “star” dances with which professional, but man, I pity the dancer who has to rumba with this greasy pig. The mental image is horrifying.

I didn’t realize that cockroaches can dance.

@ManchuCandidate: They can’t. DeLay can cling to Marie Osmand’s leg and dry hump it while she drags him around the floor.

@FlyingChainSaw: My brother-in-law had a bulldog like that. That animal would hump anything.

Posh and Tom DeLay in the same room … glad I’ve never seen the show (and never will).

Well, I’m sorry to keep going on about this, but I am horrified. I wouldn’t let my dead grandmother square dance with this guy. The idea of having to watch this gollum grind his pelvis into the nubile bodies of Edyta , Karina or Cheryl is stupefying. I thought it couldn’t get worse with Steve Wozniak but I’d sooner rip my eyeballs out than watch. I mean really for god’s sake is there no decency in this world? why does everything have to be ruined. Oh, the humanity.

@blogenfreude: at some point the convergence of all kinds of loathsome people has to result in spontaneous combustion, right?

I might watch because Michael Irvin is an endlessly entertaining character. That’s still a “might.”

I stopped watching other people dance when I was in high school. And watching people like Delay dance? meh.

@texrednface:

At least it isn’t Bill Frist.

Hi Everybody! I just spent the last 6 days at Walt Disney World!

**sigh**

@Tommmcatt Floats: Did you tear down Western civilization and families by your mere subversive presence there?

@rptrcub:

I did get some funny looks from obvious Christianists as I played and rode rides with Mr. ‘Catt’s brown, almond-eyed niece and nephew. I was hoping that they would alert security so I could go all middle-aged queen on their ass, but alas! I guess at this point 2 adult men with children is pretty mainstream even for them….

@Tommmcatt Floats: That’s why I always like it when NojoBro brings the nephews to WallyWorld West. Perfect excuse to shamelessly enjoy the day — for their sake, of course.

I can’t say when I’ve enjoyed a press release more. This news has just about made my day. I’m with Bloggie about never seeing this show – and I’ve never heard of any of the co-‘stars’ either: you know by now what a sheltered life I’ve led. But that just makes it better. I can’t stop smiling. I’m imagining the rehearsals and the one-time Leader of the House red-faced and sweating in Capezio’s finest jazz pants. I suppose it’s too much to hope for a tango.

@texrednface: If E, K or C are dancers they’ve probably had to do worse. Plus they’re probably being paid wellish and being provided with awesome health care benefits. SAG is a very good union.