Your Moment of Nom
Because I thought you’d need a palate cleanser after a week 0f John Ensign, Sarah Palin, and the GOP senator desperate enough to mistake David Brooks for a bottom.
Naturally all I can think of is the episode of “South Park” where the boys discover that the Peruvian pan flute bands playing on every other street corner are the only thing keeping the guinea pigs from taking over the world.
I like watermelon too.
Bet you a dollar Ensign keeps one of these up his ass when his Promise Keeper buddies aren;t around to shout scriptural prohibitions about shoving small animals up your ass.
@FlyingChainSaw: Some of us are about to eat dinner, darling.
Threadjack Alert: World’s Strongest Vagina: http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/
This is the best thing I have ever read.
I’m disappointed. None of them jump out of boxes.
Promnight: There is a “black hole” joke in there somewhere, but it’s been a long day and I can’t find it. Sorry.
@Promnight: I’m looking forward to the tractor pull.
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?