Your Moment of Nom
Because I thought you’d need a palate cleanser after a week 0f John Ensign, Sarah Palin, and the GOP senator desperate enough to mistake David Brooks for a bottom.
Naturally all I can think of is the episode of “South Park” where the boys discover that the Peruvian pan flute bands playing on every other street corner are the only thing keeping the guinea pigs from taking over the world.
I like watermelon too.
Bet you a dollar Ensign keeps one of these up his ass when his Promise Keeper buddies aren;t around to shout scriptural prohibitions about shoving small animals up your ass.
@FlyingChainSaw: Some of us are about to eat dinner, darling.
Threadjack Alert: World’s Strongest Vagina: http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/
This is the best thing I have ever read.
I’m disappointed. None of them jump out of boxes.
Promnight: There is a “black hole” joke in there somewhere, but it’s been a long day and I can’t find it. Sorry.
@Promnight: I’m looking forward to the tractor pull.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.