Glenn Beck Hearts Michael Scheuer Hearts Terrorist Attacks

Here’s a video tip SanFranLefty sent to us, showing insane host Glenn Beck and insane guest Michael Scheuer. Ha ha they love America so much they want to explode it.

Scheuer’s money quote:

The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Ladin to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States.

To which Beck, always the affable host, is like “yes, yes, of course we need that calamity to happen”

Beck then brings it home with this cogent analysis. . .

I was thinking this weekend that if I were him [Osama] that [killing thousands of Americans in a horrific violent spectacle] would be the last thing I would do right now.

Yes!! Do you see what he did there? Until we get attacked by terrorists, the terrorists are winning! Because this is what bin Ladin wants. Of course, if we do get attacked by terrorists, they are also winning, because many of us are dead. The only real distinction is who’s winning in America. If the terrorists win by not blowing us up, America loses (because Democrats win). If, instead, the terrorists win by killing us, America (Republicans) win! God, I hope we can somehow trick Osama bin Ladin into destroying the shit out of us, so that America can be safe again.

Media Matters [YouTube]

So this guy’s saying that only Osama Bin Ladin can save America. What’s so controversial about that?

Is it just me, or does Beck make everybody else’s gaydar whoop like a WWII Submarine diving during combat? He’s so queer-acting he could pose as LLadro figurine salesman and nobody would be the wiser.

@Tommmcatt Floats: I’ve never seen him and I plan on keeping it that way.

Is it just me or does it seem the wingnuts spank it to 24?

Uh uh uh Jack Jack jack uh uh uh BAUER!!!!!

@Tommmcatt Floats: It’s the magic undies.

But really, I have to applaud the wingnuts. Here we are halfway through 2009, and they’re still topping themselves. I honestly thought this year would be boring.

@nojo: Sacrilege! Gary Aldridge will never be topped. So to speak ….

/off topic/

@ Prommie,

You’ll love this: Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole.

@ FlyingChainSaw,

Have you been secretly ghostwriting restaurant reviews?

@nojo: This Mike Schewer guy is a psycho, “with as much violence as possible.” Like what, SWAT teams should be out bayoneting baby strollers 24/7 to make sure they’re not packed with C4 or something? Yeah, yeah! Once St Louis is reduced to rubble, we can surrender the country to theocratic martial law, return the GOP to power and finish off reducing the US to a bankrupted, medieval dystopia!

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