Not Riding Off Into the Sunset

no idea why I chose this photoshopped image

This might be the dumbest thing written on the internet last week:

I thought of another strong, gutsy, bold, stand-on-principles hero, Sarah Palin, in her own modern day version of High Noon. Sheriff Palin rode into America Town on a white horse with conservative guns blazing and saved a dead McCain campaign.

Oh really?

The douchebag that wrote the piece also wrote the Teabagger Anthem. Plodding along:

Outlaw Obama and his posse, the hate filled liberal media/Democrat gang, came to town a gunnin’ to politically eliminate Sheriff Palin. They ambushed her at Miss Katie Couric’s CBS saloon. Though wounded numerous times, Sheriff Palin survived.

Never mind that the wounds were self-inflicted.

But in the spirit of what has made America Town great, an uprising is a brewin’. A huge conservative posse is building daily. Our first battle will be in 2010 to win back America Town’s House and Senate. Then, in 2012, God willing and the creek don’t rise, Sheriff Palin will lead us to victory in the battle of Little Big Washington DC. Years earlier, another great lawman cleaned up America Town, Sheriff Ronald Reagan.

Ah, the good old days.


They ambushed her at Miss Katie Couric’s CBS saloon.

Where she was quietly sitting in a corner, reading a tall stack of newspapers.

@Benedick Ahnuhld: Then you definitely should not click here so you can laugh and point at the latest GOP tantrum.

Hey Teabagger, your analogy is pretty weak and history is atrocious but then again, we already knew that.

High Noon was a librul allegory against McCarthy Red Baiting that was scaring the shit out of Hollywood at the time and a movie which was hated so much by one “John” Marion Wayne that he made his own version, the forgettable Rio Bravo.

You really have to feel sad for anyone who truly believes that Katie Couric “ambushed” Sarah Palin. If anyone “ambushed” Palin it was John McCain, as long as by “ambush” you mean to “set someone up for something they are clearly not prepared to deal with.”

Any way, I applaud Sarah Palin for one thing: she helped show the world what a smokin’ sexpot “naughty librarian” Tina Fey really is.

Ah, the good old days.

Hey, but look at the legacy of stable democracies in Central America! Oops, too slow

So was it Gawd’s will for the Demoncrats to control all three branches of government? Or is he writing that those hell-bound commies are more powerful than Gawd? Wingnut-think is so confusin’.

What’s amusing (or among the amusing, given the subject) is that while wingnuts like to mock Obama as The One, it’s actually Talibunny who fits that role among her acolytes. She is that by which all else is measured.

That’s a pretty low bar to step over.

Cowboy Couric: “Hey Sheriff Palin!”

Sheriff Palin wheels around and fixes an unwavering Eastwood squint on Couric: “I thought I told you you-betcha.”

She draws her six-shooters and trains one on each of her own feet.
“You got the count a three ta clear out, or I start shootin’.”

Cowboy Couric: “But I’m unarmed! I just wanted to ask you a few questions!”

Sheriff Palin: “Three!” Sheriff Palin opens fire, blowing several bloody holes in her feet. Struggling to stay upright as she reloads, she shouts at Couric: “I warned you! Now git fore I decides ta just finish you off!”

@Original Andrew: You forget that we’re allegedly living in the Tribulation, where God takes his guiding hand away except for his followers who have vanished into thin air.

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