Golf Claps, Everyone!
Most people who decide to carry on an illicit affair would, naturally, want to have an adequate and somewhat reliable cover story. Being discreet is a given under such circumstances. You know — cheap motel, stolen moments in an office park somewhere, and all under the helpful pretense of “work-related travel.”
But not for Mark Sanford. Oh no. Dude set up a tryst in South America. He did use a cover of wanting to get away from it all for a few days, every so often. But not telling command and control in the state you run? Excellent!
A stellar achievement, Governor. We salute you!