Insane

BREAKING: She kicked him out two weeks ago, and in her statement not only quotes Psalms but also cites all of her professional accomplishments.

Up the diaper count, yet?

@Nabisco: Awesome. Lesson to Southern wanna-be politicians: Don’t find your wife on Wall Street. She’ll bust your fucking balls.

@Nabisco: Statement here.

Jenny, Jenny
Who can I turn to
You give me nothing
I can hold on to
I know you’ll think
I’m like the others Republicans before
Who were tapping feet and sucking toes
Or shaving their balls

Jenny, I need your number
I need to make you my beard
Jenny, don’t change your number
867-5309
(867-5309)
867-5309
(867-5309)

Jenny, Jenny
You’re the girl for me
You don’t know me
But you make me so happy
I can preach about Clinton’s follies
As you give me cover
I tried my imagination
But I was disturbed

Jenny, I need your number
I need to make you my beard
Jenny, don’t change your number
867-5309
(867-5309)
867-5309
(867-5309)

I got it
(I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it
(I got it) I got it
For a good time
For a good time call

Hey
Jenny, don’t change your number
I need you to give me cover
Jenny, I call your number
867-5309
(867-5309)
867-5309
(867-5309)

Jenny, Jenny
Who can I turn to
(867-5309)
For the price of a dime
I can always turn to you
(867-5309)
867-5309
(867-5309)
867-5309
(867-5309)

Sanford has been to Ar-hen-tina on our dime, btw.

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/06/sanfords-south-american-sojourns-taxpayer-funded/

@rptrcub: So she’s OK with reconciliation so long as he doesn’t ask her to wear assless chaps and sing tango songs.

@SanFranLefty: Inspired.

@rptrcub: Speaking of The State, the DVD finally comes out July 14.

@nojo: NO WAY! GET OUT!

@redmanlaw: Okay, if he was using taxpayer monies when he’s turning down stimulus funds and the state has 12% unemployment, I guess my prediction of the use of guvmint email being the cause of his resignation was off.

@Nabisco: Only if she tossed him out after finding him sucking off the neighbor’s dog.

TJ/ @Drinky: Jr INSISTS that I tell you it’s Dark Heresy set in War Hammer 40K milliondy billiondy’s werld.

@Nabisco: Our Red Cross is teh suck.

@baked: Yo! Let’s wait to see who gets control of Iran’s nukes before I pop in. :-*

@SanFranLefty:
Heh.

Question – am I the only person in the world who did not know about this website?

@blogenfreude: Heh
@rptrcub: I had the pleasure of hearing Wolf read it ripped straight from the wire.
@JNOV sing sin: Dish on the RC. They were good with the Lebanon repat back in 2006.

@ManchuCandidate: I bow down to the master lyricist. I’ve been humming “Jenny, Jenny” all morning.

@Nabisco: I’m just talking to the wrong people. I’ll hit higher up tomorrow and check out the Int’l site tonight.

@SanFranLefty: But I hate that song!
@JNOV sing sin: Your local chapter no longer has an int’l liaison (and wouldn’t hire yours truly), but the ex. dir. that I mentioned should have some leads.

@Nabisco: KO! Thanks.

Just got rid of two stalkers — one via email, one via phone. Cost me $4.95 + tax. ARGH!