What About My Pickle?

… and me with all this vegetable dip!

Graham Kerr is not to be taken lightly. He was a pioneer.

And may I be the first to add that I would totally hit it.

@blogenfreude: Bugs Bunny’s wet dream.

Total score on Father’s Day – got the Tanqueray 10, Glenlivet, fireworks, earbuds and a digital scale for reloading. Cocktails at 7 out back. Big love and family stuff today, even made it to the range.

I have a big zucchini she may be interested in.

Um, gentlemen? Isn’t PETA something we are all supposed to loathe? And for good reason, yet?

I mean, yes. She is hotter than hot. Granted. But WHERE ARE OUR PRINCIPLES?

@chicago bureau: We’re sorry. The principles you’re trying to reach have been disconnected. Please try again later.

@chicago bureau: You know us guys. Always thinking with our tubers.

nojo: I know, I know.

(Samples nice medium-rare steak, hot off grill)

@chicago bureau: Now you’ve got me started…

Did Cooked Tubers Spur the Evolution of Big Brains?

Your host is no stranger to wan dormboy humor.

nojo: How do you cook a tuber? You’d need a wicked big blast furnace to melt it down easy.

Wan New England dormboy humor. Check.

At ease, gentlemen. We don’t want any crying over spilt seeds.

@redmanlaw: I must say I’m very happy for you. Truly. But it leaves me bemused that presents are given on F Day. I haven’t spoken to my father for years nor he me: Brit family values.

Easy with the hetero testosterone, boys. She is way hotter than Stormy, that’s for sure.

@nojo: Bugs was gay, Nojo. You can’t deny it.

@SanFranLefty: Indeed she is hotter than Stormy, but then I haven’t seen Stormy doing anything with carrots. Not that there isn’t video somewhere ….

@SanFranLefty: Testosterone? I thought we were discussing a high-fiber diet.

@blogenfreude: True but you have to admit Kerr was a hell of lot more fun before he found God and sobriety.

@SanFranLefty: You think so? I think of Bugs as a smartass New York Jew. Not that those things are incompatible.

@Dodgerblue: Totes ghey. Bugs always set off the gaydar. Cross-dressing the least of it.

@SanFranLefty:
Bugs and who?

I’m guessing it’s Elmer Fudd. I suspected those guys had a strange love kind of relationship.

@ManchuCandidate: Daffy. Such a drama queen.

@Mistress Cynica: And Yosemite Sam? Total bear.

@SanFranLefty: What next — Foghorn Leghorn is Larry Craig?

Re: Bugs – my dad once said that he thought Bugs was like Hawkeye from MASH in that he could do no wrong.

@redmanlaw: Which, as you know, is why Chuck Jones found Daffy more fun to work with. Comedy loves losers.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/CharRob/tn_Speechless-Deluxe.jpg

mel blanc has the best obituary i’ve ever seen.
the caption: “speechless”

Are those… corndogs in her bullet hoslter thing?

@RomeGirl: “Bandolier”.

Tanqueray 10 tastes like Cap Rock, btw.