In Other News…
Apparently, there is an unmet need. And, thus: The Congressional Sovereignty Caucus.
The newspaper crisis isn’t limited to U.S. America, as the dirty commies working at Canada City’s newspaper of record vote to strike. (In other tales of Canadian high finance: Molson gets a hockey team, while the chief of Research in Motion does not.)
Ahnold’s plane forced into emergency landing. In other news of flight: RML’s neighborhood about to get more interesting, as groundbreaking takes place for New Mexico’s spaceport. Spaceport duty-free shopping to follow presently.
Gordon Brown, after the European election drubbing, opens an inquiry into Iraq, and promptly closes it to the public… possibly at the direct request of Tony Blair.
The Junior Senator From The State Of Illinois (says so right on his pre-fab tombstone, so it’s true!) evades a perjury charge. Of course he does.