#6: Ignore 1 Through 5
Title: 5 Principles for a Successful Life: From Our Family to Yours
Authors: Newt Gingrich and Jackie Gingrich Cushman
Rank: 1,749
Blurb: “In these pages, Newt Gingrich and his daughter Jackie Gingrich Cushman — with the help of prominent people they know and admire, such as Bill Clinton, Rush Limbaugh, Mary Matalin, and David Petraeus — show how, by following just five principles, you can live life to its fullest.”
Review: “Of particular intrigue is the discussion of how winners have to be great at failing.”
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Footnote: Townhall columnist Jackie Gingrich Cushman is Newt’s daughter with Jackie Battley, his high school math teacher. Six months after divorcing Battley in 1981 while she was recovering from cancer surgery, Newt married Marianne Ginther, whom he cheated on with wife #3 Callista Bisek (2000) during the Lewinsky scandal.
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In a civilized society, this guy would have a stick of dynamite hammered down his throat and lit and the subsequent litter thrown to the dogs.
Duh.
#6) Sell out to Lockheed
#7) Take as many deferments as possible despite supporting the Vietnam War
#8) Pretend you’re a general
#9) Don’t ever admit that you helped plan Op Iraqi Freedumb.
@FlyingChainSaw:
I prefer to feed dogs something other than lard. Newty is a bulbous fellow now.
He spawned? How did that happen?
@Dodgerblue: He attends neonazi rock festivals and offers his asshole as entertainment to the skinheads between acts. Barking his favorite lines from the Nuremberg rallies while he is being assfucked by neonazis excites parthenogenetic reproduction and within a matter of days a small, fully formed fascist fucktard crawls out of his asshole to grow into full-blown fascist fucktardom. This answers the question ‘where do neocons come from.’
@FlyingChainSaw: the band Canned Heat did a song called “Parthenogenesis.” I’ve always wondered how they came up with that.
In these pages, Newt Gingrich and his daughter Jackie Gingrich Cushman — with the help of prominent people they know and admire, such as Bill Clinton …
Are you fucking kidding me?
Is this the gay daughter or does he still not speak to that one?
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