R&D

The Dutch Oven: Global Warming

A friend of mine is a health inspector and he once worked in an area that had a restaurant named the Dutch Oven but one time when he arrived to inspect it, the place was temporarily shut down due to a gas leak. I started laughing and could not stop. My friend looked at me if I was insane till in between gasps of air, I had to remind him what a “Dutch Oven” was.

And yes, I know what a real Dutch Oven is and actually own one, but I am an immature 12 year old at times.

Just, please, not the Rusty Trombone. We trombone players don’t get enough respect as it is.

(Does sound like fun, though…)

No salad tossing? I demand a recount!

@homofascist: It’s listed as “Tossing Salad” there.

@SanFranLefty: Damn. I need to be more thorough (for reals).

I am heartened to see that my suggestion of “tossing salad” is being considered for the next protest. That’s where my vote goes, at any rate.

SCREAMING VIKING! SCREAMING VIKING!

Stinque lunch by the Bay today. Liveblogging possible depending on alcohol and related factors.

I love these things; made up slang is funny. I can’t go to Rotten at work because it is blocked and also because some things I would rather not have to remember having seen, but I am dying to know what some of these are; what could a “Nixon” possibly be, or a “Puerto Rican fog bank?” Or a “Hotdog in a Hallway” or a “Monroe Transfer?”

One of my favorites has always been “The Stranger,” which consists of sitting on your hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbating, creating the impression someone else is doing it, what with the numb hand. But these variations on the stranger, what can these be? (Favorites as in “I think its funny,” not “I do it all the time” [or even ever]).

I like the idea of “daisy chain” across America….one tea bagging protest/salad tossing to another….just like those original patriots!

Personally, I’d love to see good ol’ Rick S. start his own protest movement, so we could have ads featuring a bunch o’ wingnuts saying “I’m Santorum” “I’m Santorum” “I’m Santorum” like in Spartacus. And at rallies they could chant “We’re Santorum and we’re not going to take it any more!”

What the fuck, we should adopt their names and apply them to disgusting and homo-ish sex acts. A “Gingrich” already sounds like a sex act, something like a grumpy munchkin or a blumpkin, and a “dick armey,” whats more ripe than that? A “Joe the plummer” must involve a plunger, and a “Bachman Turn Her Over and Drive” is self-explanatory.