Courtesy of Rotten.com, a list of available names for the next faux-populist protest. We invite you to select a symbol and provide an appropriate issue to match.
|Protest Symbol Candidates|
|Angry Dragon||Duct Tape Trick||The Landshark||The Rose Creeper|
|Arabian Goggles||Dutch Oven||The Lorena Bobbit||The Rusty Trombone|
|The Bait N’ Tackle||Dutch Treat||The Menthol||Sandbag|
|Ballsacking||DVDA||The Mellon Dive||The Screwnicorn|
|Bear Claw||The Electric Chair||Monkey Wrench||The Seatbelt|
|Beef Curtain||Felching||Monroe Transfer||Shirley Temple|
|Beer Dick||The Fish Eye||The Moped||The Shocker|
|Blumpy||Fish-Hook||The Mork||Shop Vac|
|The Bronco||The Fire Island||Moses||Shrimping|
|Brown Bagging It||Flaming Amazon||The Motorboat||Skiing|
|Brown Necktie||Flooding The Cave||Muff Teaser||Slumpbuster|
|Brunski||The Flying Camel||The Mung||Snerd Nurgling|
|The Bullwinkle||The Flying Dutchman||Mushy Biscuit||Snoodling|
|Butter Face||The Fountain
|The Canine Special||Fur Ball||New York Style Taco||The Snuff|
|The Carpet Cleaner||Gobstopper||The Nixon||Stranger|
|The Chili Dog||Golden Shower||Oyster||Stranger
On The Rocks
|Chocolate Pizza||Greek||Pasadena Mudslide||Strangers
In The Night
|Cleveland Steamer||Ham And Cheese Sandwich||Pattycake||Stingy Nut|
|Cock-Stuffing||Hershey Highway||Paying The Rent||Sud N’ Fud|
|Cold Lunch||High Dive||Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich||Surfing|
|The Concoction||The Hindenburg||Pearl Necklace||Swimmer’s Ear|
|The Compton Gangbang||Hogging||The Pig Roast||3-Eyed Turtle|
|Cop’s Delight||Hole In One||Pink Glove||The Tortoise|
|The Corkscrew||Hotdog In A Hallway||The Pirate’s Treasure||Tossing Salad|
|Corn||Hot Karl||Plating||Tropical Wind|
|Couch Bombing||Hot Karl Candy Cane||The Popcorn Trick||Tuna Melt|
|Coyote||Hot Lunch||Puerto Rican
|Cum Dumpster||Hummer||Purple Mushroom||Vegetarian Hot Lunch|
|Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch||The Hunter Gatherer||Queef||Wake Up Call|
|Daisy Chain||The Indian
|The Ram||The Walrus|
|Davey Crockett||The Jedi Mind Trick||Rear Admiral||Western Grip|
|Dirty Sanchez||The Jelly Donut||Red Wings||Westside Glaze|
|Dirty Swirly||The Juanita Special Bean Dip||Resuscitation||The Woody Woodpecker|
|Dog In A Bathtub||Kennebunkport Surprise||The Roddy Piper||The Zombie Mask|
|Donkey Punch||Kick-Fucking||The Rodeo|
The Rolodex of Love [Rotten.com]
An Obscene Insult [Power Line, via Sully]
The Dutch Oven: Global Warming
A friend of mine is a health inspector and he once worked in an area that had a restaurant named the Dutch Oven but one time when he arrived to inspect it, the place was temporarily shut down due to a gas leak. I started laughing and could not stop. My friend looked at me if I was insane till in between gasps of air, I had to remind him what a “Dutch Oven” was.
And yes, I know what a real Dutch Oven is and actually own one, but I am an immature 12 year old at times.
Just, please, not the Rusty Trombone. We trombone players don’t get enough respect as it is.
(Does sound like fun, though…)
No salad tossing? I demand a recount!
@homofascist: It’s listed as “Tossing Salad” there.
@SanFranLefty: Damn. I need to be more thorough (for reals).
I am heartened to see that my suggestion of “tossing salad” is being considered for the next protest. That’s where my vote goes, at any rate.
SCREAMING VIKING! SCREAMING VIKING!
Stinque lunch by the Bay today. Liveblogging possible depending on alcohol and related factors.
I love these things; made up slang is funny. I can’t go to Rotten at work because it is blocked and also because some things I would rather not have to remember having seen, but I am dying to know what some of these are; what could a “Nixon” possibly be, or a “Puerto Rican fog bank?” Or a “Hotdog in a Hallway” or a “Monroe Transfer?”
One of my favorites has always been “The Stranger,” which consists of sitting on your hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbating, creating the impression someone else is doing it, what with the numb hand. But these variations on the stranger, what can these be? (Favorites as in “I think its funny,” not “I do it all the time” [or even ever]).
I like the idea of “daisy chain” across America….one tea bagging protest/salad tossing to another….just like those original patriots!
Personally, I’d love to see good ol’ Rick S. start his own protest movement, so we could have ads featuring a bunch o’ wingnuts saying “I’m Santorum” “I’m Santorum” “I’m Santorum” like in Spartacus. And at rallies they could chant “We’re Santorum and we’re not going to take it any more!”
What the fuck, we should adopt their names and apply them to disgusting and homo-ish sex acts. A “Gingrich” already sounds like a sex act, something like a grumpy munchkin or a blumpkin, and a “dick armey,” whats more ripe than that? A “Joe the plummer” must involve a plunger, and a “Bachman Turn Her Over and Drive” is self-explanatory.
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