As I understand it, gay isn’t hard to catch at all – in fact, it has already caught all of us dudes. According to the esteemed Sir Iggy Pop, Esq., MBE, etc., “all boys are queer.”
Since his carefully constructed argument can only really be attacked with a standard, humdrum “Nuh uh” gambit, I guess his thesis stands. I’m fine with that. I don’t mind being described as “mostly straight.”
Srsly, isn’t the whole sexuality thing more a continuum than a binary thing anyway? Wait, what were we talking about? I got distracted when Benedick said “hard.”

Benedick

8:31 pm • Sunday • April 19, 2009

@Jebediah: According to the esteemed Sir Iggy Pop, Esq., MBE, etc., “all boys are queer.” They are if they went to school in England.

Serolf Divad

9:49 am • Monday • April 20, 2009

Gay earns record win at Heritage

Yes, I imagine a gay feller could have quite a time at the Heritage Foundation… mostly in a darkened broom closet with a succession of randy but discreet foundation lifetime members.

homofascist

11:02 am • Monday • April 20, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Some times angry, hateful, shameful gay sex is the most fun.

lentinus

7:16 pm • Monday • April 20, 2009

Hey, I’m a hetero who watches Project Runway.
I haven’t caught the gay yet, so the theory seems to be accurate.

Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket

7:19 pm • Monday • April 20, 2009

@Benedick:

You Brits and your wacky laws!

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