Selections from the London Review of Books classifieds for March 12, 2009.
Loving stick-insect sought for LTR by serious-minded, mid-60s Lefty man with a big laugh.
Has your life been ruined by therapy? Are you stuck in interpretive regress? Me too. Now looking for M, 40s, to live an unexamined life.
Ethereal Guinevere seeks sensitive, deep-thinking, musical, loyal Lancelot with a social conscience and a love of nature and walking in wild places for magical encounters — 45-60. No opportunists, social-networking addicts or commitment phobics need reply.
LRB-reading woman (35) would like to get replies from people who don’t use the contributor photo for that shitty piece they got published as their Facebook profile picture.
Fanciable sylph, 52, seeks diversion.
Rather beautiful 34-year-old hysteric seeks man who has written more books than her analyst. Her own attempts have stalled at page 96.
Celebrate National Nurses Week with me! Man, 82.
I subvert all the expectations built up in this column like a goat in space subverts gravy. Space-goat-esque gravy-subverting pervert (M, 51).