The Body Politic
“Today there’s another sucking sound going on in Washington, D.C. And that’s the tightening of sphincters on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue.” (Rep. Steve LaTourette, R-Ohio, Thursday)
“From my standpoint, it’s irresponsible for corporations to give bonuses at this time when they’re sucking the tit of the taxpayer.” (Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, Tuesday)
Republicans just can’t get their minds out of the gutter. Less talk, more sex scandals!
Santorum, Santorum, Santorum.
Saddlebacking, Saddlebacking, Saddlebacking.
LaTourette knows plenty about the joys of tightening sphincters, and I doubt Grassle knows shit about how to properly suck a tit in a non-La Leche mode.
I just wanna lie back with my fingers laced behind my head.
This is soooo good.
Did you know that the sphincter can distinguish between, and selectively allow to pass through, solids, liquids, and gasses? Thats really pretty remarkable, when you think about it. There should be a national sphincter week, or month, when we all pay homage to the sphincter, without which, we would have ostomies.
OMG. They’re welfare queens!! Go get them no-good banker welfare queens!
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