Joe the Wife Beater Just Appalled by Psychogeezer’s Slackjawed Perfidies
Utterly moronic wife beater and bleeding media hemorrhoid Joe the Wife Beater in a few short months has advance from obscurity as an unemployed, unlicensed pipe hack to a media God, invited to speak on cable news shows as a replacement for the talking dog act or for the horse who can count.
Joe the Wife Beater provides good value to these programs as he doesn’t charge and it is much more entertaining to listen to him attempt to talk than it is watching the horse try to count.
Now, Joe the Wife Beater has been forced to go on the attack, denouncing Psychogeezer as an appalling fraud, for no other reason than the media is losing its interest in this shithead and finding even more demented clowns to stick in front of the microphones for savage amusement. (After all, he can no longer light his hair on fire, as he pulled it from his scalp by frequently plunging his head into his asshole.)
Joe the Wife Beater appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio program to complain how unseemly the Psychogeezer and his campaign was to him, America’s Everyman and barroom Bill Buckley.
The campaign “made him feel dirty,” maybe even dirtier than he felt begging the hotel staff to steal Talibunny’s underpants so he could eat them.
But what really offended Joe the Wife Beater’s delicate, informed sensibilities were Psychogeezer’s answers to his probing interrogatories regarding the financial services industry bail out.
“I asked him pretty direct questions, and some of the answers you guys are going to receive … they appalled me,” Joe the Wife Beater minced convincingly. “I was angry. I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”
Oh, yes, the Wife Beater is offended and he has secrets to tell about the disgusting crimes of the Psychogeezer, secrets that will send real Americans running to their windows to power chuck into their drive ways. He will tell all in his tell-all book, “Her Fragrant Ass Crack: Joe the Wife Beater’s Attempt to Save the GOP’s 2008 Campaign.”
What say you, Stinquers? Shall we place a bulk order to provide stocking stuffers for the holidays? Can we really join Joe the Wife Beater in being appalled by John the Wife Abandoner?