Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep. He Waits.

Title: Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America

Author: Chuck Norris

Rank: 1,447

Blurb: “Martial arts master, actor, and political activist — there is no job Chuck Norris can’t do.”

Review: “Great book by a great Patriot. I bought it for my grandson who is in first year high school. I know he won’t learn anything true about America in the federally funded schools who get their orders from the ungodly United Nations. America’s only hope is a divine intervention.”

Frequently Bought Together: “Black Belt Patriotism”, “Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned the Political Establishment Upside Down”, “Fleeced” by Dick Morris

Footnote: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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How many concussions has he had?

I’ve tried to read his columns and nothing makes sense. Part of me wishes that Walker Texas Ranger was still on just to give him something to do instead of “writing” books.

All I get now is that he’s mad that the “Crackpot Ideas He Believes In” are failing all around him so he needs divine intervention to save these worthless ideas from being flushed down the toilet bowl of history.

[TJ] William “Cold Hard Cash” Jefferson gets booted by a Vietnamese-American neophyte. Funeral arrangements for the Dumbocrats are pending. [/TJ]

Jobs he can’t do? Wet nurse comes to mind.

Is it just me or does he seem kind of nelly? You know… girly?

But then, I’ve always found it strange that our late-lamented administration’s favorite adjective seemed to be faaaaaaaaabulous!

Excellent piece on Hopey by Elizabeth Drew in the NYRB.

@chicago bureau:
Apparently the Demrats had a party when Dollar Bill lost.

In light of your comment, the irony of the photo of the person “writing” this Onion article seems “familar.”

This whole Chuck Norris meme being so great that the sun rises for him, and not the other way around, needs to stop. NOW.

@ManchuCandidate: @chicago bureau: The only time, ever, in my life that I voted for a Republican was in Georgia’s 12th Congressional District race in 2002.

As part of the last gasp of the Democratic-Dixiecratic power structure that reigned with the urban lib/rural Dem coalition in its waning years, the district was incredibily, horribly gerrymandered so that the state Sen. majority leader at the time, Charles Walker (now in the federal pen for various financial crimes, stealing from poor people and bilking money off of Grady Hospital — a kind of boss Hawg, Huey Long sort of guy), could get his son, Champ, in Congress.

Champ is, was, and forever more shall be, an idiot. He failed to show up to debates, and he had no political opinion or intelligent quotes unless they were fed to him. He, like his father, was totally corrupt and planned to win based on race-baiting and fear mongering (kinda like Rovian tactics, in a way). I voted for Max Burns — a Bush lapdog and a man counter to my political beliefs, who was beaten eventually by Blue Dog Dem John Barrow (or “Barrah” as they say here). I could not bring myself to vote Democrat that time. Or the Libertarian (the only other political party allowed to be on a ballot due to the high threshold of petition signatures required to get another party on the ballot in Georgia).


Chuck Norris would feed the baby through the awesome power of his steely glare.

Chuck Norris wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

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