Psychogeezer’s Oracle, Joe the Plumber, Accuses Obama of Being Traitorous Dog
Joe the Plumber, the twice divorced babbling twit from Ohio that the Psychogeezer campaign has adopted as a combination demented house pet, economic advisor and spokesperson apparently keeps his head shaved because it makes it real easy to slick it up with transmission fluid and shove it up his own ass when he speaks, making him the perfect guest for Fox News.
Fox News’ Neil Cavuto, booking the Psychogeezer’s bus clown onto his show yesterday for savage amusement, got the lawless tradesman (who operates without a license) to admit he makes “nowhere near” $100,000. First, it proves he is, obviously, a penurious asshole no one would ever need to talk to, especially a conservative hate hurler like Cavuto. Second, what of his outrage about his taxes going up on his $250,000 income? Not going to happen in his lifetime. Cavuto, as stupid as Talibunny’s bus trip love interest, didn’t ask.
Then fuckface decides it’s time to go after Obama as a traitorous monster who is against everything good and decent in America. Intoning with all the gravitas a fucking retard like this can muster, Joe glared at the camera, “Oh you know, his ideology is something that is completely different than what democracy stands for, so I had some question there. In my opinion.”
Psychogeezer would be far better served by depanting Trig Palin, drawing eyeglasses and a moustache on his ass and letting him blast green, chunky milk farts in response to questions from journalists.
How stupid is Joe? As intelligent as you’d expect any guy to be who talks with his head stuffed up his ass. How stupid is Neil? As fuckwitted as any asshole who works for a criminal cult like Fox News. Clearly, however, the biggest dummy is Psychogeezer for allowing a blithering fuckwit like this to speak on his behalf.
Psychogeezer would be far better served by depanting Trig Palin, drawing eyeglasses and a moustache on his ass and letting him blast green, chunky milk farts in response to questions from journalists than letting this dimwitted loser represent him.
Hey, Joe, did Talibunny let you eat her panties yet? Let you clean her hotel toilet seat with your tongue? No? Hahahahahahaha.