The Gales of Blowvember

Cocktober sucked. To be more precise, there was no sign of the sucking, fucking, wetsuit-wearing, blowjob-inflicting, and kid-touching we’ve come to expect from the party of Bob Allen, Gary Aldridge, and Mark FoleyBut the logjam may be breaking:

CARLISLE, Pa. – A former central Pennsylvania county commissioner was accused Thursday of secretly videotaping men having sex in his home and using computer software to spy on another man.

Cumberland County Commissioner Bruce K. Barclay used hidden cameras scattered throughout his home to make 176 recordings of 13 different men naked or engaged in sex, the state attorney general’s office said.

Prosecutors charged Barclay, 49, with hiring a prostitute, a computer offense, unlawful duplication and 13 counts of invasion of privacy. He also was charged with a single count of illegal interception, disclosure or use of wire, electronic or oral communications.

I went to a pretty good auto show in Carlisle once.  More PA assfucking after the jump.

We know that Barclay is a Republican, but I can’t find out whether this guy is:

Anthony Cappuccio, the former Chief Deputy District Attorney who resigned from the Bucks DA’s office in September amid a sex scandal involving a 17-year-old boy, turned himself in to police this morning. Cappuccio, 31, of Perkasie is charged with child endangerment, corruption of minors, furnishing liquor to minors and illegal use of a communications device. Prosecutors say he gave booze and marijuana to three teens while chaperoning them to concerts.

What makes me suspect he’s GOP?

Cappuccio met the victims through his work as a youth group leader at the First United Methodist Church of Perkasie, police said.

Makes sense – why not look for hot gay sex where you worship?  One stop shopping.

He is accused of having a sexual relationship with one of the teens, although he is not charged with any sex-related offenses because the boy was of legal age and the sex was consensual.

Rate ’em in the comments – usual one-to-ten Vitter diaper scale.


“Oral communications”! HAHAHAHAHA!

I donno, these seem pretty small-time. Here in LA we have institutional child abuse c/o the Catholic Church.

What do you think the illegal use of the communications device was?

@JNOV: I liked “unlawful duplication. I dunno – 1.5 or 2 diapers? It’s just gotten so sad — it’s like they’re not even trying anymore. Are they too depressed over the election and the economy to look for a little action in the men’s room?

@RomeGirl: He gave one of them a computer with spy ware so he could read his email and IMs. I think that did it. Maybe 3 diapers for the acts and 9 diapers for the hypocrisy.

@Mistress Cynica: Seriously!

@JNOV: Oooh, crafty! That’s pretty slick and not at all redneck, actually.

Hey SFL, what’s your take on the Texas vs. Texas Tech game tonight? I can guarantee that UCLA will not lose today. They aren’t playing.

I’ll give Barclay 7 diapers, mostly for the elaborate use of technology.

Tony Cappucino only gets 2 diapers. Fox (of course) has the picture. Now, a bit boyish for my taste, but I probably would have hit that when I was 17.

@Pedonator: I agree. And I’ve had lots of sex with 17 year old boys in cars. Of course, I was 17 myself at the time.

I dunno. They weren’t like 4 or 5 and they didn’t pistol whip them and throw their unconscious bodies over a car fender and rape them, you know, like Talibunny-era Republicans. What happened to the twisted freak from Rochester that brutally raped the 15 year old girl in the storage closet of a yacht club. That guy is the heart and soul of the GOP.

@FlyingChainSaw: That guy is the heart and soul of the GOP.

Why must they seek these other outlets, when they are busy brutally raping the rest of us pretty much 24/7? What kind of insatiable lusts lurk in their hearts of darkness?

WTF, can’t a guy hire a male prostitute and tape the encounter anymore? Where is this country headed? Its all the fault of the gays marrying.


Gays are monogamous
didn’t you know?
Hookers aren’t welcome
unless they bring blow.

@Dodgerblue: Tech alum Mrs RML is celebrating the last second TD to seal the win over Texas.

@redmanlaw: @Dodgerblue:

ARGH! For fuck’s sake, I spend all day volunteering on the No on 8 campaign, giving yet more money I don’t have with my soon to be gone job to the Unicorn, No on 8 and No on 4, plus dealing with a sick mother-in-law who doesn’t know I’m “legally in the eyes of Jeebus” married to her son (another rant for another day), and I come home to learn that the fucking Longhorns fucking choked to the fucking Texas fucking Tech fucking Red fucking Rebels team that doesn’t have the decency to be in a county that isn’t dry?! Fuck Lubbock and their fucking lack of fucking alochol. And Cal killed U of O, so Mr. SFL is a crankypants because the Ducks got spanked by stinky hippies in Berkeley (still bitter he didn’t get in to UC Beserkely over UC Eugene, but again, another rant for another night). At least Stanford slaughtered Wash State so I’m not a total crankypants. How did uk-luh do, Dodger? Oh that’s right, thank FSM for that bye.

The only good thing of today was I got my copy of the KFOG Live from the Archives CD autographed by Dave Morey, who is a month away from retirement. Anyone who lives in the Bay Area or ever lived in the SF area will recognize how big of a deal that is and knows who Dave Morey is. The CD is awesome, BTW, and anyone can order it to give money to local food banks and also get a pound or two of awesome Berkeley-roasted Peet’s coffee right here.

@Promnight: I think it’s got something to do with Millennium Digital Copyright act or something.

Once the artist has asserted their creative rights ya can’t video them performing or something. Hoorah! for Microsoft and the Disney corporation telling us what we can and can’t copy.

Of course I could be wrong, and probably am.

You MUST see the election-ending appearance of JMC with Tina Fey at the opening of SNL tonight. I can’t imagine WTF the Geez campaign was thinking: “we’re gonna lose, why not go out with a laugh”?

@Pedonator: Oh, but you know young Mr. Cappuccio has a Mrs. somewhere tucked away in suburban Philly Berks County McMansions, no doubt she’s four months pregnant as we speak so she can waddle in to the courtroom in January with her huge belly when he’s on trial to sway everyone to think that he couldn’t have done something nasty with a 17 year old boy in his car, because look at how pregnant his wife is.

Fucking breeders with their get out of jail card of the feti.

Wasn’t this an episode of The Sopranos with Gay Vito? If not, it should’ve been.

@SanFranLefty: This is for you:

::Makes Longhorns hand gesture::
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
I forgot the words that go here,
From something ’till early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
‘Till Gabriel blows his horn!

@SanFranLefty: Yeah, I think they already have two. What’s one more?

@JNOV: Heh heh, you said “Gabriel blows his horn.”

Thank you. I know the words to that song better than the words to the US ‘Merika National Anthem.

P.S. Missing section to replace “I forgot the words that go here”:
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn’.

Full song, which yes I was taught in the 2nd grade as “The Texas National Anthem” by my teacher (sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad” for all you Yankees):

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn’.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn!

@SanFranLefty: Huzzah! My BFF taught me that song at law school. She went to Rice, but that’s okay. She’s a Longhorn at heart.

@SanFranLefty: I missed the game, but it looks from the box score like the defense mailed in the first half.

I talked to some No on 8 workers last night who were very cautiously optimistic. OTOH, Mrs. DB spent the day calling likely Demo voters in Indiana, and got mostly hangups and cursing.

@Dodgerblue: The first half was painful. I was only able to check in occasionally for the second, and was surprised and happy the Horns made it close.

Then we flipped over to the game from Olberman’s special Countdown just in time to see a one point Texas lead get erased with that final seconds TD pass. Double fuck.

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