The Gales of Blowvember

“Oral communications”! HAHAHAHAHA!

I donno, these seem pretty small-time. Here in LA we have institutional child abuse c/o the Catholic Church.

What do you think the illegal use of the communications device was?

@JNOV: I liked “unlawful duplication. I dunno – 1.5 or 2 diapers? It’s just gotten so sad — it’s like they’re not even trying anymore. Are they too depressed over the election and the economy to look for a little action in the men’s room?

@RomeGirl: And was it set to vibrate at the time?

@RomeGirl: He gave one of them a computer with spy ware so he could read his email and IMs. I think that did it. Maybe 3 diapers for the acts and 9 diapers for the hypocrisy.

@Mistress Cynica: Seriously!

@JNOV: Oooh, crafty! That’s pretty slick and not at all redneck, actually.

Hey SFL, what’s your take on the Texas vs. Texas Tech game tonight? I can guarantee that UCLA will not lose today. They aren’t playing.

I’ll give Barclay 7 diapers, mostly for the elaborate use of technology.

Tony Cappucino only gets 2 diapers. Fox (of course) has the picture. Now, a bit boyish for my taste, but I probably would have hit that when I was 17.

@Pedonator: I agree. And I’ve had lots of sex with 17 year old boys in cars. Of course, I was 17 myself at the time.

I dunno. They weren’t like 4 or 5 and they didn’t pistol whip them and throw their unconscious bodies over a car fender and rape them, you know, like Talibunny-era Republicans. What happened to the twisted freak from Rochester that brutally raped the 15 year old girl in the storage closet of a yacht club. That guy is the heart and soul of the GOP.

@FlyingChainSaw: That guy is the heart and soul of the GOP.

Why must they seek these other outlets, when they are busy brutally raping the rest of us pretty much 24/7? What kind of insatiable lusts lurk in their hearts of darkness?

WTF, can’t a guy hire a male prostitute and tape the encounter anymore? Where is this country headed? Its all the fault of the gays marrying.

@Promnight:

Gays are monogamous
didn’t you know?
Hookers aren’t welcome
unless they bring blow.

@Dodgerblue: Tech alum Mrs RML is celebrating the last second TD to seal the win over Texas.

@redmanlaw: @Dodgerblue:

ARGH! For fuck’s sake, I spend all day volunteering on the No on 8 campaign, giving yet more money I don’t have with my soon to be gone job to the Unicorn, No on 8 and No on 4, plus dealing with a sick mother-in-law who doesn’t know I’m “legally in the eyes of Jeebus” married to her son (another rant for another day), and I come home to learn that the fucking Longhorns fucking choked to the fucking Texas fucking Tech fucking Red fucking Rebels team that doesn’t have the decency to be in a county that isn’t dry?! Fuck Lubbock and their fucking lack of fucking alochol. And Cal killed U of O, so Mr. SFL is a crankypants because the Ducks got spanked by stinky hippies in Berkeley (still bitter he didn’t get in to UC Beserkely over UC Eugene, but again, another rant for another night). At least Stanford slaughtered Wash State so I’m not a total crankypants. How did uk-luh do, Dodger? Oh that’s right, thank FSM for that bye.

The only good thing of today was I got my copy of the KFOG Live from the Archives CD autographed by Dave Morey, who is a month away from retirement. Anyone who lives in the Bay Area or ever lived in the SF area will recognize how big of a deal that is and knows who Dave Morey is. The CD is awesome, BTW, and anyone can order it to give money to local food banks and also get a pound or two of awesome Berkeley-roasted Peet’s coffee right here.

@Promnight: I think it’s got something to do with Millennium Digital Copyright act or something.

Once the artist has asserted their creative rights ya can’t video them performing or something. Hoorah! for Microsoft and the Disney corporation telling us what we can and can’t copy.

Of course I could be wrong, and probably am.

You MUST see the election-ending appearance of JMC with Tina Fey at the opening of SNL tonight. I can’t imagine WTF the Geez campaign was thinking: “we’re gonna lose, why not go out with a laugh”?

@Pedonator: Oh, but you know young Mr. Cappuccio has a Mrs. somewhere tucked away in suburban Philly Berks County McMansions, no doubt she’s four months pregnant as we speak so she can waddle in to the courtroom in January with her huge belly when he’s on trial to sway everyone to think that he couldn’t have done something nasty with a 17 year old boy in his car, because look at how pregnant his wife is.

Fucking breeders with their get out of jail card of the feti.

Wasn’t this an episode of The Sopranos with Gay Vito? If not, it should’ve been.

@SanFranLefty: This is for you:

::Makes Longhorns hand gesture::
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the livelong day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
I forgot the words that go here,
From something ’till early in the morn.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
‘Till Gabriel blows his horn!

@SanFranLefty: Yeah, I think they already have two. What’s one more?

@JNOV: Heh heh, you said “Gabriel blows his horn.”

Thank you. I know the words to that song better than the words to the US ‘Merika National Anthem.

P.S. Missing section to replace “I forgot the words that go here”:
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn’.

Full song, which yes I was taught in the 2nd grade as “The Texas National Anthem” by my teacher (sung to the tune of “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad” for all you Yankees):

The eyes of Texas are upon you,
All the live long day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
You cannot get away.
Do not think you can escape them,
At night, or early in the morn’.
The eyes of Texas are upon you,
Till Gabriel blows his horn!

@SanFranLefty: Huzzah! My BFF taught me that song at law school. She went to Rice, but that’s okay. She’s a Longhorn at heart.

@SanFranLefty: I missed the game, but it looks from the box score like the defense mailed in the first half.

I talked to some No on 8 workers last night who were very cautiously optimistic. OTOH, Mrs. DB spent the day calling likely Demo voters in Indiana, and got mostly hangups and cursing.

@Dodgerblue: The first half was painful. I was only able to check in occasionally for the second, and was surprised and happy the Horns made it close.

Then we flipped over to the game from Olberman’s special Countdown just in time to see a one point Texas lead get erased with that final seconds TD pass. Double fuck.