Cat Stick Urges Calm for Troubled Nation

Kitteh voodoo doll pupilz iz dilated. Needz 2 turn on mor litez. Kthx.

Meanwhile:

“Today’s report shows that the Governor acted within her proper and lawful authority in the reassignment of Walt Monegan,” said Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapelton. “The report also illustrates what we’ve known all along: this was a partisan led inquiry run by Obama supporters and the Palins were completely justified in their concern regarding Trooper Wooten given his violent and rogue behavior. Lacking evidence to support the original Monegan allegation, the Legislative Council seriously overreached, making a tortured argument to find fault without basis in law or fact. The Governor is looking forward to cooperating with the Personnel Board and continuing her conversation with the American people regarding the important issues facing the country.”

They really think the American people (a) are complete idiots and (b) have the attention span of a housefly.

Lord: if she’s still going to the game at the Wachovia(??) Center, Tailbunny had better bring earplugs. Philly Fan is not going to be kind. And, because of the Phillies, they will have this cute sense of entitlement.

@chicago bureau:
When the times are tough, Talibunny sticks her head in the sand and plugs her ears.

I’ve said this many times (usually when drunk or yelling) regarding this “famed” leadership “tactic”:

“When the assholes (management) sticks their heads in the sand, it puts them in the perfect position to kick’em hard in the ass.”

Time for Black Eagle to do some hoofing.

Item: Chrysler is thinking about acquiring GM. Well, then.

Cat Stick’s perspective must be similar in how a rock views history. It looks like it’s asleep, but it sees the brief flash of our existence.

@chicago bureau: I think the other option is to, of course, nationalize! The complete transformation of the GOP from the party of absolute free-for-all capitalism to the pre-Blair British Labour Party in 1945 (minus the universal health care, food rationing, schooling, milk for all children, and any semblance of actually trying to help ordinary people, etc.) continues.

Hooray for the Cat Stick! It’s nothing like I imagined and everything that it should be. How does it get along with Yoda Pez? And I’d love to know what Optimus Prime has to say about this mess we’re in.

@chicago bureau: Bebe Rebozo would be proud. That takes chutzpah. “Up is down. Day is night. Wrong is right.”

Cat Stick is wise, everyone should calm down, just look at me, do you see me panicking, flying off the handle, running off and doing rash and stupid things? Hell no, like Cat Stick I remain focused on the big picture, the historical perspective, calm and cool, yup, thats right.

@Promnight: We have to remember that “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” May the Great Cat Stick serve as an example to us all.

@JNOV: You cannot imagine Cat Stick. You can only behold it.

And Optimus Prime? Silly girl, Optimus Prime is a toy.

@Promnight: God, I love you. Even when you drive me to Twitchville. Don’t forget that. Even when I fuss at you.

@nojo: Blasphemer!