Emotional Hemorrhoid Psychogeezer Spews All Over Puerto Rican Crap Table
Whining Psychopathic wife-abandoner and raging superannuated 2-year old John ‘Psychogeezer’ McCain was legend for attacking colleagues. women, people in wheelchairs, really anybody who got in his way.
No one really knew, however, how tightly sprung his triggers were.
Do you have to approach him or would a look or an injudicious fart across the room from him set off on a face-biting paroxysm?
No one really knew that is until Michael Kinsley penned his latest Web log entry about Pscyhogeezer going into a murderous, raging meltdown at a casino in Puerto Rico when a fellow craps player touched his arm. Yes, the candidate who is no doubt fantasizing about fucking an End-Timer on the Oval Office desk while America fights an atomic war went start raving bonkers over what was really a helpful touch of his arm.
An old childhood chum of Kinsley witnessed the scene after a conference in which Psychogeezer keynoted in 2005. A lady player standing to Psychogeezer’s side notice his hand over the edge of the players’ rail and gently lifted it back up out of the play space – a venerable rule of the game. Rather than thank her for rescuing him from embarassment at his distraction, Psychogeezer flew into a murderous, childish rage, Kinsley’s correspondent reported:
“McCain immediately turned to the woman and said between clenched teeth: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME.’ The woman started to explain…McCain interrupted her: ‘DON’T TOUCH ME,’ he repeated viciously. The woman again tried to explain. ‘DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO?’
If she didn’t, she did after that explosion: the Psychogeezer.