Request for Urgent Confidential Business Relationship

[Soon as we can source this, somebody deserves a Medal of Freedom.]

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson


I think I trust my money more with the Nigerian guy. Seems more legit.

HF is correct.

What’s scary for everyone is that the real version is being dumped into the Spam bins of every non US America banker.

A lot of that has to do with the US Free Market circus’s Uncle Milty show and shitting on a nation’s social institutions (welfare, unemployment, healthcare, etc.)

Makes you wonder how many of these financiers are going to regret under cutting the social net.

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