Miss a Day, All Hell Breaks Loose
So, while we were bravely rescuing Cynics Party commenters from being cast adrift on an ice floe, apparently Geezer said the economy is sound, and then he didn’t, which was before or after he pulled a Gore and claimed squatter’s rights on the Crackberry, but definitely before Failed HP CEO Carly Fiorina said he doesn’t have the cojones to run a Fortune 500 company, while we discovered that Talibunny lurves them tanning beds, which makes the odds of Geezer croaking first from skin cancer less certain.
Oh, and Nader’s talking to parrots.
We give up. Just throw the election into a blender and we’ll check back later.
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