Unexplored Demographics

People who forget their keys in the car: 43% Obama.
People who own dogs, cats, fish and birds, but draw the line at capabaras: 54% McCain.
People who buy boxed wine and pour it into bottles before serving it to company: 61% Barr.
People who write checks at busy supermarkets: 89% McCain.
People behind them in line: 87% Obama.
People who need jokes explained to them: 39% Nader.
People who leave up Christmas decorations until February: 59% McCain.
People who name their children with too many vowels: 74% Obama.
People who wait until their midlife crisis to rebel against their parents: 62% Clinton.
People so pissed at stupid polls they could scream: AAAAAARGH!!!

nojo
7:00 am • Wednesday • July 9, 2008
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