Childhood’s Bend
Title: “Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps”
Author: Kelly Williams Brown
Rank: 36
Blurb: “Just because you don’t feel like an adult doesn’t mean you can’t act like one.”
Review: “Being an adult is hard. It takes practice. It takes commitment.”
Customers Also Bought: “F*ck! I’m in My Twenties” by Emma Koenig
Footnote: At 54, we’ve learned that the easiest way to conquer those 468 steps is to ignore most of them.
Adulting [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Step 1. Try not using the word suffix “ish” in your title.
Step 2. Remove head from ass.
I forget which emoticon to use for situations that call for the biggest eyeroll ever given on the face of the planet Earth and perhaps some other planets the Kepler project is finding.
More shooting. More No dying. Just yer good ole street violence. IOW, Not Newtown. http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2013/05/12/nopd-hurt-new-orleans-parade-shooting/Uh7Jbnn3QoQwAb725j1c2L/story.html
@JNOV: Jesus Christ. Amazing that nobody died.
@JNOV: As Mr Cyn pointed out, it was in the 7th Ward. No one cares about that. Not like it’s the Quarter or the Garden District.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?