What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
“Congressman Steve Stockman (R-TX) has announced that he would be bringing musician and conservative loudmouth Ted Nugent to President Obama’s State of the Union address on Tuesday. ‘I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama,’ Stockman said on his congressional website on Monday.” [Think Progress]
If the Japanese were Israelis, would they take out the North Korean nukes? Speaking of what could go wrong.
@Dodgerblue: As Manchu surely knows and appreciates, the two Koreas have a shared crazee that keeps escalation a virtual impossibility. On the other hand, if they both decided they needed Japan to finally stop calling the Yellow Sea the Japan Sea, well then, ka*BOOM.
or maybe rude turd nugget could take his big talk to the DMZ. but he’s not likely to be seen anywhere where they shoot back. he had that chance once.
Oh, you mean the “patriot” who shit his pants to avoid serving his country?
That “patriot”?
I’d like to exercise my Second Amendment right to hold a God-given gun to Ted Nugent’s head during the SOTU and dare him to say something.
I’ve got a 19-second STFU preview right here.
Programming Notice: SOTU open thread at 8:30 pm ET. Expect dancing.
@nojo: I’m predicting that the state of our union is strong. You’re welcome.
@¡Andrew!: Not just strong. Fierce.
It’s nice that Ted Nugent finally has a date. And with a gay porn star like Steve Stockman*. Two Texas messes messing with each other.
Ted, I hope your panties get filled with Santorum during your “media orgy”, just the way you like it.
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*If that’s not a gay pornstar name I don’t know what is.
@jaycubed: a date of legal age no less.
http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/9-infamous-cases-where-adults-fell-for-underage-teens/underage-ted-nugent-jpg/
@nojo: If there was a one in a million chance he’d say “fierce”, I’d actually tune in.
@nojo: Is Obama a fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race? Would that make him a Racist?
@Mistress Cynica: Well, “the fierce urgency of now” is in his catalog.
@nojo: The back catalog.
@mellbell: It’s in the legal memo for Killer Drones.
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