Daily Currant Joins Forces with The Onion and Christwire
“CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin had signed on as a contributor to the Al Jazeera America news network. The blogger cited a report on the Daily Currant Web site as the basis for that information without realizing that the piece was satirical.” [WaPo]
Give the editor a break – probably the poor bastard who was stuck editing Jennifer Rubin’s mash notes / “coverage” of the R-Money campaign; probably has no idea what’s true or false at this point.
She has only two options left, both of which I support much more than I did her alleged campaign to succeed Darth Cheney as the president of vice:
1. girl girl scene with Lisa Ann on the sequel to Who’s Nailin’ Palin?, Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2: The Answer.*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who%27s_Nailin%27_Paylin%3F
2. double pole dancing in the sleaziest of florida strip joints with OctoMom
http://www.vibe.com/article/octomon-strips-florida-strip-club
*lesson learned: never try to one up the porn industry. i think the sequel is already in the works or out now. I just didn’t want to post the virus filled link. hell, they’re probably up to sequel number 13 or 14 by now.
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