Take My Wealth — Please!
“Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August.” —NYT
- “I don’t get no respect — from 47 percent of Americans!”
- “That dog don’t bark — because we can’t hear him from the roof carrier!”
- “What’s the deal with airline windows?”
- “In Switzerland, money buys you!”
- “I wouldn’t join a club that would have me — I’d buy it and fire the staff!”
- “I picked the wrong week to start faking my tax deductions!”
- “Kolob will get you for that!”
- “You bet your ten thousand dollars!”
- “That reminds me of the time my vulture-capital firm bought a healthy company, saddled it with expensive debt, offshored the jobs to Asia, and then kept a healthy management fee when it went bankrupt. Funny story.”
- “All in all, I’d rather be in the Cayman Islands.”
Jumping Jehovah.
People with no sense of humor or comedic timing shouldn’t do “zingers.”