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We’re Not Above Quoting Galatians 6:7

Man who staged fiery protest outside General Mills dies of heart attack days later [Star Tribune]


4:14 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012
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10 comments:

karen marie still has her eyes tight shut
4:41 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

I guess he should have eaten the Cheerios rather than burning them.

rptrcub
4:47 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

@karen marie still has her eyes tight shut: They are good for your heart, after all.

ManchuCandidate
5:36 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

This is why you don’t ever fuck with General Mills.

IanJ
6:24 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

Anyone else noticed the proliferation of tech things named Sky-something? SkyNet can’t be very far off, then we’ll really have something to fear.

¡Andrew!
7:24 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

What heart?

ManchuCandidate
8:21 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

@IanJ:
It already exists. The Terminator movies were wrong because if Skynet has a voice then it sounds like Alan Rickman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_%28satellite%29

texrednface
9:06 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

He made us laugh. RIP

matador1015
10:55 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

Too bad. He had such a promising career in absurdist comedy ahead of him.

Dave H
11:59 pm • Wednesday • August 15, 2012

I might have picked Galatians 6:9 instead. It goes, “And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.”

Apparently this bozo missed the conditional phrase “if we faint not”.

But then again, how was he ever going to top his flaming Cheerios moment? Performers should always leave us wanting more.

nojo
12:47 am • Thursday • August 16, 2012

@Dave H: how was he ever going to top his flaming Cheerios moment?

Diet Coke and Mentos.

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