Sorry for the lack of a Sunday Night post. (I’m sure y’all were just crestfallen.) But, as I was working for Hope all weekend and watching the Red Sox finally implode, I was exhausted.
But here’s something for everyone to ponder: Where the hell is Al Gore? Seriously, now. The DRILL BABY DRILL caucus has been bleating for three or four months now, and I haven’t seen him since the convention. Did Bill Clinton get to him? All signs point to yes.
[P.S.: we have to get an OBL-video pool going. This will happen, of course, and it will be spun against Black Eagle. Barry or Joe or some high-level surrogate could point out that Bush has failed to catch this guy, after seven years, and that this TRUE FACT could actually, you know, stick. But, as I have said, my Hope reserves are running a bit low.]
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