Mental Floss

Greyhound has scrapped an advertising campaign that extolled the relaxing effects of bus travel after a passenger was accused of repeatedly stabbing and then beheading a traveler in the next seat while their bus was on a desolate stretch of highway in Manitoba last week. (AP)

“Cancel that ad now or heads will roll!”

Netflix member “NA 937504” on camp trash classic The Toxic Avenger:

If you were to shove a cherry bomb up a brain damaged gorilla’s can, give him a camera, and the resources to shoot a film — this is what you would end up with.

No, no, no — that’s a negative review. The good ones recommend filming the gorilla.