The folks left the keys on the dresser, so I’m taking the jalopy for a spin. If anyone asks, that dent is from Mr. Wilson’s lawnmower.
Your thrashing selections for today:
Salon on WaPo on Hillbot on Unicorn (Salon)
Teddy has brain tumor — no, for real! (Raw Story)
Oh, and I hear a couple of states are pretending that we live in a democracy today. Note to broadcasters: It’s ORYGUN, dammit!
¡ANDREW! • More Awesome Political Pranks In much needed good news, Cuban voters overwhelmingly approved same sex marriage and…
NOJO • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @¡Andrew!: Maybe you’ll find the SNL sketch!
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @jaycubed: No way am I entering that into a Google search.
JAYCUBED • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? All Hail King Tampon & Queen Consort Menorrhagia!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • More Awesome Political Pranks Declassify documents at random. Kill more CIA informants than Aldridge Ames just for shits and…
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @nojo: Don't forget Pizza Gaetz!
NOJO • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? @¡Andrew!: Facebook just put me in jail three days for plainly describing DeSantis’s actions.
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? Hey Q, we found it human traffickers: it’s moRon DeathSentence and Governor Dalek.
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? Is there really no way to defeat an obviously guilty defendant who went judge shopping until he…
¡ANDREW! • DOES THE QUEEN BLEND??? At least there was some good news in that Ken Starr finally croaked today. The Republinazis can…