When we signed up as a Gawker commenter ten years ago, we needed a persona — a screen name and avatar. Our own name is terribly dull and terribly common, so we chose an in-joke nickname we had been using among friends. And for the avatar, we cropped a low-rez webcam photo showing us wearing old-school 3D glasses while leaning over a battery hamster. The combination pleased us.
Gawker was already on its third blogger by the time we discovered it — Elizabeth Spiers and Choire Sicha were gone, leaving Jessica Coen to toil in their wake — but what attracted us to it was the feeling of yet another attempt at reviving Spy, the satirical magazine we had called Mad for grownups. Like Spy, Gawker covered the Manhattan media scene with a jaundiced eye and healthy wit. And like Spy, Gawker would stray outside those bounds if something sufficiently amusing merited the attention.
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three MSM: Which depraved, degenerate, lying shit-for-brainz will be the next Greatest Republinazi House…
¡ANDREW! • And Baby Makes Three We always knew this was gonna end with Qevin's body parts strewn all over the House of…
¡ANDREW! • Morning in America @ManchuCandidate: Seeing the words "Tr666p" and (corporate) "death penalty" together make me happy…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America More Drip Drip Drip bad news from ProPublica (I really should donate) on Justice Ruckus Thomas.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America Trump's businesses got the "death" penalty for being scams.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America IMPALE!
¡ANDREW! • Morning in America If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist's sinister, fugly face.
KAREN MARIE MIGHT BE PEEKING JUST A LITTLE • Morning in America Oh, hey, kids - long time no see! I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.
¡ANDREW! • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn @nojo: When bad things happen to bad people, and they get what they deserve.
NOJO • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn And now he’s dead. At 49. Of pancreatic cancer. Which he couldn’t afford, so he set up a…