Wheeeeeeeee!!!
Happy Indictmass!!!
FSM bless us, every one : )
Gosh, sure would be a shame is there’s an overnight MAGAtown mass suicide.
Fuck Around, Find Out
“What about all the politicians that were indicted before they became president???
Checkmate, Libs.”
DeSantis, refusing to extradite: “The Soros-backed Manhattan District Attorney…”
When racism isn’t enough, there’s always antisemitism.
@nojo: DeathSentence is a disgusting coward, a bully, and a wannabe Pussolini.
I read on the internet that he eats shit—he can’t prove that he doesn’t nor disprove that he does ; )
Now we just need Roodles Ghoulliani to plead the case down to first degree murder with summary execution.
“Case clothed, your Majesty (hiccuuup)!”
The first stone in a big legal avalanche for Orange Shithead.
The Law & Order party really has a problem with justice when it affects them.
Trump Executed
Trump plays surrender monkey and gives up without throwing a tantrum.
I have chores to do, but in case anyone’s bored, here’s the indictment.
https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23741550/donald-j-trump-indictment.pdf
Facebook Entirely Memorialized Accounts
PALO ALTO, CA—Responding to reports that Facebook maintains a large and active user base, Facebook parent company Meta confirmed Wednesday that the pioneering social media platform was now entirely memorialized accounts. “There hasn’t been too much activity since the last user passed away earlier this year,” said Meta spokesperson Tara McCallan…
“It’s little more than a digital cemetery—even the bots have died. We’re going to keep the site up for a little while longer in case any live people come along, so if you’re hearing this and are currently alive, please come on by.”
Facebook added that they have shifted focus to becoming the number one destination for corpses seeking dangerous misinformation online.
https://www.theonion.com/facebook-entirely-memorialized-accounts-1850264028
I like the popcorn idea.
What will you suggest for the conviction?
@Burr Deming: Weeklong Wild Rumpus.
Unless the penalty is impalement, it doesn’t matter
Dominion disappoints, but they’re a corp… not for our entertainment.
@ManchuCandidate: I’m not disappointed by $787 million, but I didn’t have any expectations either.
Dominion’s peak revenue, 2022: $17.5 million, 100 employees. Also hearing that the settlement is six-months Fox revenue. More than couch change, and there’s another libel suit in process.
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¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…