Twilight of the Crypto Bros
In related news, Tesla’s sinking like a rock.
Crypto, blockchain away
Make an exchange for suckers to pay and you’re O.K.
Crypto, it’s a rash
Cash that token with both hands and make a dash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team
Crypto, get back
I’m all right, Jack, keep buying more to pick up the slack.
Crypto, it’s shit
Don’t give me that wasting electricity bullshit
I’m in the high-fidelity first-class grifrer set
And I think I need a Learjet
@ManchuCandidate: I could add the Wish You Were Here cover and make it a triptych.
Stephen Colbert said something like “you lost your real munnie in the stock market and your fake munnie in the crypto crash. That’s like having both your girlfriend AND your blow up doll break up with you.”
The Republinazi terrorists want to mass murder as many people as possible. That’s why they keep shoving guns into the hands of deranged sadistic homicidal lunatics like their voters.
In these divisive times, at least we can all agree that the MAGAts should hang Mike Dense.
@¡Andrew!: I don’t understand how Milque Toast thinks he has a chance, but delusion isn’t rare in politics.
Now that we’re into primary season, I’ve started a munnieball list of candidates to donate $$$ in the hope of saving the last micrograms of this fucked up KKKountry’s sanity. I’ve already pushed the button for Beto again.
Chris Jones AR Governor
Katie Hobbs AZ Governor
Mark Kelly AZ Senate
Michael Bennet CO Senate
Val Demings FL Senate
Stacey Abrams GA Governor
Marcus Flowers GA House
Raphael Warnock GA Senate
Gretchen Whitmer MI Governor
Trudy Busch Valentine MO Senate
Cheri Beasley NC Senate
Maggie Hassan NH Senate
Catherine Cortez Masto NV Senate
Kendra Horn OK Senate
Tina Kotek OR Governor
Josh Shapiro PA Governor
John Fetterman PA Senate
Beto O’Rourke TX Governor
It seems like I used to be able to find these lists through various progressive websites with links to ActBlue, and I still have to add many more House candidates, but I haven’t seen anything yet. The time to donate is now, so that the candidates can build the ground game needed to beat back the fascists in November.
The GOP and NRA have gathered in Houston this weekend to celebrate the massacres. Republinazis are just fucking evil.
Uvalde where the cops moral courage and physical courage fall flat on their faces. Would rather push around upset parents then do their fucking job.
@ManchuCandidate : Their job is to arrive rested and dent free for the moment the pension is issued. Everything else is donuts and entertainment, like beating up parents.
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