Donald Trump is a Bad Person and You’re a Bad Person for Supporting Him
Donald Trump is a bad person. You are a bad person for supporting him. Donald Trump said something stupid today. Here is Donald Trump saying something stupid. Here is Donald Trump saying something stupid that makes him sound like a bad movie villain. Here is a video showing Donald Trump saying something stupid, with cuts to the bad movie villain, and music from a recent horror movie, and text I’ve added in case you missed the point.
Donald Trump tweeted something stupid today. Here is a retweet of Donald Trump tweeting something stupid. Here is a screenshot of Donald Trump tweeting something stupid, with the stupid part circled in red. Here is a screenshot of Donald Trump tweeting something stupid, plus another screenshot of Donald Trump tweeting the opposite thing three years ago.
Here is a retweet of a Donald Trump parody account. The Donald Trump parody account says “Believe me” and “Sad!” and “Huge!” The Donald Trump parody account mentions things Donald Trump is going to build a wall around. The Donald Trump parody account uses hashtags so people might mistake the Donald Trump parody account for Donald Trump.
Here is a tweetstorm about how Donald Trump is a bad person, written by a well-meaning liberal whose name is familiar to other well-meaning liberals. Here are retweets of the well-meaning liberal’s tweetstorm from other well-meaning liberals who are concerned that well-meaning liberals aren’t taking Donald Trump seriously. Here is a well-meaning liberal scolding you for mentioning an inconvenient truth about Hillary Clinton, because if you mention an inconvenient truth about Hillary Clinton, the fascists win.
Here is America for the next three months.
Shoot me now.
And right on cue, Harry Shearer tweets an unpleasant fact about Hillary, Keith Olbermann scolds him for abetting Trump. and I stick my nose in the middle of it.
It’s not the Nineties, kids. It’s the Sixties.
And then someone just tweeted me a vid of Trump’s did/did-not-meet-Putin remarks, jumpcutting to Charleton Heston saying “God damn you all to hell!” America has Election Derangement Syndrome.
I miss Obama.
@nojo: A friend mentioned that he’s gonna save a bundle this year from not buying Christmas presents due to election fighting. Thanks, FaceBook!
Voted for HRC in ’08 NY primary, and again in 2012. And I’ll proudly vote for her again. QED.
Is anyone else experiencing whiplash from how often their overarching perception of the Trump campaign swerves from hilarious to terrifying to hilarious to terrifying and so on and so forth?
@mellbell: To update a classic Onion headline: Trump Vows to Attack U.S. if Clinton Elected.
@mellbell: What’s truly incredible is that it’s still entirely plausible that Trump is a Bill Clinton plant on a mission to destroy the RepubliKKKan party prior to Hillary’s coronation.
@mellbell: As someone else mentioned, you ignore Twitter for five minutes, you’re missing out.
When the wreckage is cleared, the one thing is clear is that Einstein is right.
Human stupidity is infinite. Especially Trump supporters.
Uh-oh. This isn’t suspicious at all. And this is the Clinton body count from just the last two months.
1) Shawn Lucas, Sanders supporter who served papers to DNC on the Fraud Case (DOD August 2, 2016)
2) Victor Thorn, Clinton author (and Holocaust denier, probably the least credible on this list) shot himself in an apparent suicide. Conspiracy theorists at Mystery Writers of America said some guys will do anything to sell books. (DOD August, 2016)
3) Seth Conrad Rich, Democratic staffer, aged 27, apparently on his way to speak to the FBI about a case possibly involving the Clintons. The D.C. murder was not a robbery. (DOD July 8, 2016)
4) John Ashe, UN official who allegedly crushed his own throat while lifting weights, because he watched too many James Bond films and wanted to try the move where the bad guy tries to…oh, never mind. “He was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and the Democrat Party.” (DOD June 22, 2016)
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson Defense Secretary:…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with 'sue me…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Hoo boy, I’m guessing now former Tr666p lawyer Abracadabra *did not* get paid upfront in cash,…