Lend Me Your Fears
Title: “100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation”
Author: Clint Emerson
Blurb: “In today’s increasingly dangerous world, threats to your personal safety are everywhere. From acts of terror to mass shootings, and from the unseen (and sometimes virtual) matrix of everyday crime, danger is no longer confined to dark alleys or unstable regions. Potentially life-threatening circumstances can arise anywhere, anytime, and Clint Emerson — former Navy SEAL — wants you to be prepared.”
Review: “I couldn’t help feeling that this was a great instruction book for kids and terrorists. Publishing easy-to-follow directions for making a Taser out of a disposable camera, a flash bomb out of a lighter, why soap is an important ingredient in Molotov cocktails and how to turn a newspaper into a deadly weapon are not necessarily the instructions we should be spreading. There are instructions for breaking into anyone’s home through the garage, any hotel room with a handle doorknob, and into anyone’s luggage without damage or trace.”
Up the Butt, Bob: “If you ever find yourself in an MRI scanner and you are hiding metal objects in your rectum (as the writer suggests) last of your concerns is that they find out you are hiding something in there: with the 5 Teslas scanner we have today that object could very well end up in your lungs by the time they pull you out of the scanner.”
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Footnote: If you’re the nervous fidgety dude at the office with mad lethal skillz, we have some bad news for you.