They Learned It From You

Guys

It’s just another panic Monday…
I wish it were Sunday
‘Cause that’s not a sell day
My not a market run day
It’s just another panic Monday

Ooh yes, let’s see: Total crash in the price of oil and other industrial commodities over the last year; currencies collapsing; bond yields screaming that we’re in a Depression; emerging markets have gone totally tits up; margin debt at record highs; smallest percentage of people in the US work force in 40 years; former middle class rapidly imploding into mass poverty in an eCONomy 70% dependent upon consumer spending; worst income and wealth inequality in a hundred years; students indentured with $1.2 trillion dollars in loans that they’ll never be able to repay; corporations spending and borrowing trillions to buy back their own stock and enrich execupaths instead of investing in new products or, FSM forbid, new employees. Wow, can’t wait for all the think pieces one-percentsplaining how America’s Best and Brightest Could NOT Have Seen This Coming.

@¡Andrew!: The Trump-Sanders race is gonna be awesome.

I’m getting an ad entitled “Russian Senior Dating For Men.” How did they know?

@Dodgerblue: I love it when I’m working on a client website and the client’s ads follow me around the Web for months.

@Dodgerblue:
How many are real? Or is it just another Ashley Madison sausage fest?

@Dodgerblue: I get ads for dresses and skin tighteners. I don’t know what a skin tightener is.

Now I’m getting one with a fucking mushroom cloud telling me to contact Senator Cantwell about The Iran Deal.

-Paid for by SECURE AMERICA NOW

Oh. Skin tighteners for loose, sagging face skin. Oh.

Fucking insulting.

And now Senator Murray is in front of the mushroom cloud, and I’m supposed to pledge to vote against her. This is odd.

Time for ghostery.