Sense and Sensibility
Title: “Animals (Baby Touch and Feel)”
Author: DK Publishing
Rank: 100
Blurb: “With padded covers, simple images, and an amazing range of novelty textures, Baby Touch and Feel books immediately capture the attention of the very youngest children to create an experience they’ll want to repeat over and over again.”
Review: “THERE IS NOTHING TO TOUCH OR FEEL!”
Customers Also Bought: “Fisher-Price Laugh and Learn Click’n Learn Remote”
Footnote: We hear there’s a grownup version featuring Roger Daltrey.
Animals [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
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MC Hammer would approve.
Uncle Ernie’s Bedtime Stories.
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