Hung Like an Elephant
Title: “Instinct: The Power to Unleash Your Inborn Drive”
Author: T. D. Jakes
Rank: 92
Blurb: “Modern life can seem like being lost in a jungle. With distractions and dangers emerging from every direction, it’s easy to lose focus. Over time, we lose touch with one of our most powerful, purposeful, God-given attributes — the desire to be fruitful and multiply, what Bishop T. D. Jakes calls our ‘instinct for increase.'”
Review: “First I need to clarify two things. One — I am not an Oprah fan at all.”
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Footnote: While the book itself appears to be a meditation on “trust your instincts”, we’re drawn to the call for Righteous Shagging.
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