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Justin Bieber arrested in Miami Beach over DUI, drag-racing [Miami Herald]
Speaking of perp walks… Dumbass D’Souza busted for voter fraud and lying about it. Ha.
@ManchuCandidate: OOoh, do you have a link?
Gawker. Can’t link on mobile very well.
Muggers mugging for the mug shot.
/ lifts coffee mug in toast
He is rolling balls in that photo. Look at his eyes.
Bieber’s high too.
NO NO NO – as I did with DeLay, I want him holding a number.
When the fuck will Homeland Security deport that floppy-headed Canuck? Hard-working Nicaraguan women whose only crime is coming to this country to work for $3 an hour in chicken processing plants sit in for-profit prisons awaiting their deportation while this dickweed dances around scot-free.
@SanFranLefty:
It’s not like we want him back. If you just put that dipshit on an Alaskan iceflow we’d all be happy
I so thought that was Miley Cyrus.
@ManchuCandidate: I was stoked when I read that. I hate that guy and all those von Mises devotees.
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0