How The Other One Percent Lives

Ha. Like she cooked.

@ManchuCandidate: Right. We’re supposed to believe a: she cooked – as you put it – and b: she wrote this book.

Settle down . . . don’t sell Ann short. She has perfected her family’s favorite dish: Crow.

How do I know if I have arthritis?

@BobCens: Plus the cooking of small animals bagged by her husband in the wilds of La Jolla. Varmints, if you will.

@JNOV: It hurts. Could also be tendonitis.

@JNOV: Swelling in the joints, stiffness, and pain. Joints may also feel hot and inflamed.

Ann’s Unbelievable Bullshit sandwich is a lunchtime favorite in DC. Try the Obtuse Asshole pie for dessert.

I forced myself to read the comments to all the reviews. The GOP base is clearly alive and well and dominating Amazon reviews. Anyone who dared to give the Romney cookbook a low rating was attacked personally. The few comments that agreed with low ratings are all hidden. I’m glad to know these increasingly marginalized people have found other places where their opinions matter besides in the gerrymandered House of Representatives.

@JNOV: @Mistress Cynica: Also an ache, the pain might not be sharp or have an “acute” feel. Osteoarthritis sometimes has a grinding or popping feel or sound in the joint.

Um, Benedick told me that.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Well, yeah, when you try to get your feet behind your head like the old days only now it sounds like a Rice Krispies commercial.

Some of us are trying to read.

@Benedick and Cynica and KittyCatt: Thank you. I think my knee just hurts for the helluvit. A few ibuprofen helped.

@Benedick: What are you reading? I’m reading Far from the Tree, but my computer keeps getting in the way.

@JNOV: Lord Jim. Ravishment.

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Ann’s Staff’s Very Favorite Recipes

@¡Andrew!: Fuck Yeah Craig Romney’s Macaroni and Cheese!!