Please Note (a) They Have to Be Told, and (b) They Don’t Listen

“It’s way past time: House Republicans need to stop talking about rape. That’s the message GOP lawmakers got here Wednesday evening from Kellyanne Conway, a top GOP pollster.” [Politico, via Political Wire]
Just what you’d expect to hear from an adult, human, living female.
First Lady in bangs? Oh no.
@¡Andrew!:
They’ll ignore her like all the advice they’ve been given.
The ad is alternately trying to sell me women’s health care, a GoPro Hero 3 camera, a refinance for my apartment (that I don’t own), and a new TIVO box. I actually want one or two of those things.
@ManchuCandidate: Oh my FSM, where are her gheyz?
I was hoping that she’d be rocking braids or an Afro for the swearing-in/MLK Day so that we could hear the sound of millions of teabaggers’ heads exploding.
@ManchuCandidate: @SanFranLefty: Withholding judgment until I see how it looks with her inauguration outfits.
@SanFranLefty: I’m following her on Twitter. You know why.
@SanFranLefty: That hair is straight out of a Very Special Episode of Facts of Life. Oy. She needs to hire TLo.
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0