Larry King Plays The Larry King Game
Everyone who appears on Kevin Pollak’s Chat Show has to play The Larry King Game at the end of the show. You need: 1) a bad Larry King impression; 2) that TMI moment that Larry often provides; and 3) to go to the phones – it doesn’t hurt if the name of the city is funny. Here’s how it’s done well:
Here’s how it’s done poorly:
And here, in a moment of perfect comedy Zen, is Kevin Pollak getting Larry King himself to play The Larry King Game:
Wait. Who is Larry King. And plus the other person. Is this Sport?
@Benedick: He’s like Jimmy Saville minus the pedophelia and general raffish Rolling Stones cocaine-in-the-membranes vibe.
TJ/ Scumbag traitor bilge water filth Joe “kiss my wrinkled ass” Lieberdouche (I-Con.) retired from the Senate today.
Yeah, I don’t give a shit either.
I can win a KCPS t-shirt … “I’m sitting on a hemorrhoid the size of a calamata olive … Tenafly New Jersey, go!”
Zzyzx is in California, not Nevada, and I don’t think it really qualifies as a town/city. It’s more of a freeway exit to nowhere. A jump out & pee by the side of the road site.
In fact, it’s only a couple of miles away from the Sarlacc’s lair in Tatooine’s Dune Sea.
@jaycubed: Somewhere in my family’s Ancient Slide Collection is the Zzyzx exit sign. Because it was always a winner for Highway Bingo.
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