Aux Paumes, Citoyens!
“The sperm count of French men fell by a third between 1989 and 2005, a study suggests. The semen of more than 26,600 French men was tested in the study, reported in the journal Human Reproduction.” [BBC]
The GOP is not a political party. It’s a disease.
Who tested this semen and could anyone volunteer?
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Mike Lee is the skidmark on America’s tighty-whiteys.
My father’s family may have come out ahead, spermically speaking, by having been hounded out of France as heretical Hugenots. My brother and I have each spawned two healthy children, may they live long and prosper.
@Dodgerblue: Near where we live there are many stone houses still in use built by the Hugenots which the locals pronounce Hugenauts: which makes me think of a French space mission.
@Benedick: There is a Hugenot-immigrant French-speaking area of Nova Scotia where my family and I spent a couple of nights in a B&B two summers ago. We had our only bad meal on the island there. You’d think that, with all the fresh seafood available, it would be hard to screw up a dinner. But non.
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