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BREAKING NEWS; The ORE Duck head is missing. While skydiving today, it came loose & plummeted to earth. A search is ongoing. No joke.

— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 16, 2012

We have been in frequent correspondence with four separate people in Eugene today — three of them on campus — and nobody has brought this crisis to our attention.

Also, we’re laughing our ass off.

UPDATE: A campus source informs us that the Duck Head has been found. Probably doesn’t smell any worse than usual inside.

nojo
7:25 pm • Friday • November 16, 2012
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Choose Your Delusion

Republicans, Desperately Running Out of Groups to Insult, Extend Spectacular Outreach Program to the Poor Holy Chemically Based Undecaying Mock Foodstuff, Batman!

9 Comments

10:30 pm • Friday • November 16, 2012

I have no idea what this means. But I took an Oxycodone so I don’t care. For medicinal purposes. And such as.

4:07 pm • Saturday • November 17, 2012

UCLA is beating up on the Spoiled Children from Figueroa Tech.

6:32 pm • Saturday • November 17, 2012

@Dodgerblue: Woot! Go Bruins!

7:10 pm • Saturday • November 17, 2012

@SanFranLefty: Next game vs the Tree! $100 to Hurricane Sandy relief says my boys win. Straight up, no points, no over/under. You in?

10:27 am • Sunday • November 18, 2012

@Dodgerblue: You’re on.

ADD: Fear the Tree.

12:52 pm • Sunday • November 18, 2012

Am I to understand that the ORE Duck team is missing as well?

4:55 pm • Sunday • November 18, 2012

@nojo: Yep. Lost to the Leftys yesterday.

5:45 pm • Sunday • November 18, 2012

@Dodgerblue: Mr. SFL was at least able to laugh at The Onion’s take on their ridiculous ever-changing uniforms.

5:50 pm • Sunday • November 18, 2012

@SanFranLefty: All it needs is a line that they harvested the ducks from the Mill Race.

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