One of Them Provides Health Care
Poker addict William Bennett: “How else can we explain that more young people now favor socialism to capitalism?” [CNN]
Ah, so he’s going to fund more education? Finally a Republican position I can get behind (so to speak). Or is this double-speak for de-funding education, then forcing everyone to home-school their children while spanking it to Ayn Rand?
Shorter Bill Bennett: “People are finally figuring out that the only thing ‘trickling down’ from my party’s policies is the piss of the 1% hitting them in their faces. CLEARLY the fact that people decided to vote against getting pissed on is evidence of a vast liberal conspiracy!”
Seriously – if the GOP would like to stop being “viewed as the enemy”, maybe they could start by not being evil dickweeds all the time.
BREAKING: Haley Barbour suggests that what the GOP needs is a Mississippi Mudpie. Countless Congresscritters (R) line up with lube & latex at the ready.
The Big Brains in the GOP keep talking about how Mitt got “defined” as a heartless corporate raider, etc., etc., and failed to respond to ads depicting him as such. Well, it’s pretty hard to efface the truth. Attempts to do so are like tying ribbons on a turd. People are not fooled.
@lynnlightfoot: I still say that picture of him with the money should have ended his campaign before it began.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.