It’s a Crying Shame We Can’t Use “Tar Baby”, But Maybe “Albatross” Will Work

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus, this morning:
“I have been from the very moment very clear as far as where I stand on [birthers]. It’s just as much of a distraction as it is for people to ask for more and more tax returns and all of these other issues.”
Insanely wealthy Mitt backer Jon Huntsman Sr., this afternoon:
“I feel very badly that Mitt won’t release his taxes and won’t be fair with the American people.”
Well, then! Glad that’s settled!
The Mittbots are getting a bit whiny, no?
@Dodgerblue: Reince was Born to Whine, but yes.
@nojo: Suggests to me that the taxes/Bain attack is working and the R’s know it. Unleash Joe Biden!
@Dodgerblue: All that, plus Mitt’s just not a compelling candidate.
Right now he’s taking a McCain Dive — which led Psychogeezer to attempt a Talibunny Hail Mary last round. The desperate veep pick this time would be Paul Ryan, but Timmah! has the inside track, since he manages to be even duller than the boss.
@nojo: Ha-ha! His name is Reince Priebus! WTF kind of furriner Frenchy cheese eating surrender monkey name is that?
@Dodgerblue: Save Joe B for October fights. Harry Reid has been going nuts for the past 10 days. He wouldn’t still be talking if there wasn’t some proof.
@SanFranLefty: It has the distinction of sounding inbred and aristocratic at the same time. But then, so did the name Gore Vidal, god rest his switch-hitting soul…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.